Mr. Little Goes to the Movies

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At the insistence of our 10 year old cousin, we took her to see “Twilight.” I can now say, from first hand experience, that Edward Cullen is in fact a girl. Sorry, Rebecca and Jessica :( I’m sure the book is much, much better (as is always the case).

Now, just about 8 more months until a much better movie, one Twilight was trying to be:

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44 thoughts on “Mr. Little Goes to the Movies

  1. Ahona

    OMG!! ur awesome mr.little. that is so true. the book is so much better than the movie(i’ve been told, i havent seen or read twlight) but i know for a fact the movie wasnt good and that robert pattinson is a girl! HARRY POTTER ROCKS!!! i love ur taste mr.little.:)

  2. lol, well Edward Cullen is just a protective guy with a lot at stake. And yes, the book is better, though the book itself is pretty flat, save … Edward Cullen.

    And I’m surprised a ten-yr-old is watching this … :o

  3. dana kremer

    Good luck telling that to Kristin and Miranda. On the bright side I agree with you there he looks like a girl

  4. Bella (cherry)

    I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU!
    Sure, the movie was a little iffy, but Edward Cullen and Jacob Black are perfect. (except for Edward’s insane masochism and Jacob’s tendency to get violent)
    lol.
    I saw the movie, and as I expected, it wasn’t as great as the books.
    But for the sake of Caitlyn’s and my sanity, please try not to slander their reputations in our presence.
    Thank you!
    But Robert Pattinson as Edward was a little…. bleh. But it could have been worse.
    Can’t wait for Harry Potter either!
    -bella

  5. Michelle W.

    Hello Mr. Little
    So I’m in love with the Twilight Series and Heather told me to come to ur blog(she is not a Twilight fan) so when she told me this I knew that this had to b something against Twilght!! Well i have to say I’m apalled!! (very big word 4 my vocab!! LOL!!) Edward Cullen is NOT a girl!!!(Do NOT tell Noelle that u do not like Edward she will b very mad!!! Me and Noelle r the biggest Twilight Fans!! TEAM EDWARD all the way!!! We do both agree that Jacob is good looking tho!!)I do agree the movie could have been better!!(I still loved it tho!! Fav movie right now!!) They didn’t have alot of money to make it so it wasn’t at it’s best!! They could have had a better Edward to!! Tho if u read the Twilight Series u would know that Edward Cullen is gorgous, greek god looking so there is no human being who could play Edward Cullen!!( Tho Robert Pattinson is very good looking! And I think he did an oustanding job playing Edward) Tho I do
    also agree that Harry Potter and the Half Blood Price will b better!! I’m sooooooo excited they put the part where Ron eats the love potion!! It’s one of my fav parts!!! VERY FUNNY!!! But, back 2 the point Edward Cullen is NOT a girl!!! I have now taken up half of ur website sorry about that(I’m a little mad right now),
    but I just want to say that Edward Cullen is NOT a girl!!! He was born is 1901 so he is a gentleman which may make him seem a little girly to people now, but he is soooooooo sweet!! I do think that the Harry Potter series is way better!! I only say this because I loved every moment of the Harry Potter Series and I didn’t like every moment of the Twilight series!! ( I still LOVE Twilight tho) but, TEAM HARRY POTTER!!! Well I have definently taken up half the website now sorry about that!! Just wanted to make shure everyone knew Edward Cullen is NOT a girl!!(probaly made that point a long time ago just trying to make myself clear!! LOL!!!) Well have a nice day!!! Hope you had a great Thanksgiving!! Say Hi to Mason 4 me!! TEAM HARRY POTTER!!!
    Michelle
    TEAM EDWARD!!! LOL!!!

  6. Ross Netzel

    hey mr little its ross i still think that the guy from twilight is a girl just look at him I dont know what the girls see in him

  7. Chris David

    i agree ross he does look like a girl i mean come on it’s worse than nathan’s hair (no offense nate just get a hair cut)

  8. Sofia

    Ross, you have no idea what you are talking about. he’s soooooooooooooooooooooooo AWESOME!
    and there are a million girls that like him.
    and I am one of them. :)
    and no, he’s not a girl!!!!
    he’s 100% guy, and im pretty sure about that. :)

  9. Mariah

    Mr. Little, even though I totally agree with the fact Edward Cullen looks a little girly, he is not a girl, and I think Emily, Esabelle, and Caitlyn will like attack you for saying that. =]

  10. um…..Mr. Little Harry Potter is cheesy!!!!! Even though Twilight has Edward Cullen in it and he looks like a girl i’d totally take Twilight over Harry Potter.(Even though the Weasly twins signed a picture!!!!) and the girl looks cheesy too!!!

  11. kellyn

    HAHA finally an alliance! i don’t get why everyone thinks hes hawttttttt but i think he is butt ugly(lol) sorry rebeca and bridget

  12. JESS STACKO

    So mr. Little I just wanted to say That edward is SOOOOO HOT AND GEORGUS AND AMAZING AND SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE BOYS IN OUR GRADE
    and he is romantic and ALL of you are just jelous of how AMAZING he is … but if you wanted to make ME happy you can print off a pic of him and give it to me tomorrow. BYE (:
    p.s. edward is my lover

  13. Bella (cherry)

    I’m still offended by the whole “Edward is a girl (NOT!)” comment. But I still like Jasper best.
    By the way, Ross, Edward is like Superman, Romeo, and every girl’s dream guy rolled into one flawless being.

  14. Fuzzy

    Yah Jasper all the way. He is like sooooo awesome in the books!!! But i DON’T like how Jason Roothbone plays him in the movie. He makes him look like a crazy guy bent on distroying everything in his path. And no Rob is not the best Edward, but he still was really good, i mean is there really a “perfect” Edward out there???? TWILIGHT ROCKS!!!!!!!! lol.

  15. Teadora Markovski : )

    mr little i will have to say that your comment about Edward Cullen being a girl is OUTRAGEOUS!!! HE IS NOT A GIRL. HE IS MOST AWSOMEST(AND THE MOST GOURGEOUS) PERSON EVER AND DONT FORGET IT. PLUS AMY, KRISTIN, AND VANESSA WOULD AGREE THAT HE IS NOT A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    P.S. GO EDWARD CULLEN THE BEST GUY ON THE PLANET FOR ANY GIRL!!!!!

  16. Marija Markovski

    Sis I have to disagree with you for the following reasons:
    1.He is a GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!

    2.There will never be “the perfect guy”

    3. He is the most girly and ugly guy on the planet!!!!!!!

  17. Twilightlover Teadora

    MR LITTLE YOU NEED TO STOP CALLING EDWARD CULLEN A GIRL!!!! CAUSE HE IS NOT. HE IS THE BEST GUY EVER HE IS AWFULLY HANDSOME,AND THE MOST PERFECT PERSON EVER(EVEN THOUGH HE ISNT REAL). EDWARD CULLEN IS THE HOTTEST GUY(BUT THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE THE HOTTEST GUYS EVER IN THE WHOLE WORLD) SO YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND ANYWAY.

    P.S.- GO TEAM EDWARD(ROBERT PATTINSON)!!!!!!! AND TEAM JACOB(TAYLOR LAUTNER)!!!!!!

  18. kellyn

    it makes me feel sick to see all these robert pattinson fans. he is one of the ugliest guys i have ever seen (*cough cough* tom cruise) and even though i adore a british accent, it just so weird with him!!!!!!!! i bet that under all the makeup he is ugly and pimply and needs a good shave :-P lol. his hair looks like albert einsteins, maybe worse. BLEHHH. stop the insanity, girls! !!!! Goshhhhh!

  19. kellyn

    OMG james marsden is so hawtt but he is like 30something so i will not become obsessed with him and i will have to stick to kevin jonas.(haHA mr. little. U know u are just jealous of kevin) edward may be a dream guy in the books but the guy who plays him in the movie isn’t. ok i am done posting comments.

  20. Michelle (u know which one) LOL!!

    EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT, NOT, NOT, A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is a gentleman!! I LOVE Edward, and I also LOVE Jacob!!! But, TEAM EDWARD!!! Sorry Jacob u still r very good looking and very sweet, but I’m more 4 the vampires!! Werewolves r very cool tho!!! Love them 2!!
    TEAM EDWARD all the way!!!!!!!!
    LOVE TWILIGHT!!!!!!!

  21. Meaghan Stec

    Heyy Mr. Little I have to disagree with you. Edward Cullen is not a girl. But the books are much better in my opinion. They messed the movie up sooooo bad. But i also have to agree with you, Harry Potter is much better and that Twilight definatly cant out beat Harry Potter.
    Now Ross i have exactly the same thing as Bella (cherry) has to say Edward is Romeo, Superman, and a ton of other things to us girls. He is definatly not a girl and he is just perfect in our eyes.

  22. Chris David

    Would u just stop with the Edward thing. U girls need to find some other guy. He doesn’t even know u. Get over it!

  23. Haley

    first off.
    edward is slightly girly in the movie but TOTALLY GORGEOUSLY TOTALLY AND ENDLESSLY GORGEOUS in the book. i mean mr. little you gotta admit it! hIm and bella are like PB & J :]
    Jacobs cool but

    EMMETT IS ALL MINE!!! HE IS BURNING HOT IN THE MOVIE!!!!

    Twilight <3

  24. n03ll3

    Michelle texted me at exactly 12:04 pm, Sunday, November 30, 2008, saying “GO 2 MR. LITTLE’S BLOG RIGHT NOW! U CAN WEEP WITH ME!!” I knew that at that point, it was an emergency. I was in the car but I couldn’t wait so I pulled a few strings just so I could view your blog. I scrolled down to see a picture of the cast of Twilight, hyperventilating as I saw Edward’s face. What stunned me the most was that you think Edward Cullen is a girl. Let me start this essay (Yes, essay =D) with the point I’m trying to prove. EDWARD IS NOT A GIRL.
    Edward Cullen is depicted as beautiful, strong and appealing. (To Bella and possibly two-thirds of the female population in the world) He just seems like a girl because of the way he is acting whenever he is with Bella. He’s just trying to guard her from harm. It’s every girl’s dream to have someone like Edward and it would be a nightmare to us if he would *gulp* die. (This would be impossible because he is immortal.)
    Twilight wasn’t trying to be like Harry Potter. Yes, Harry Potter is and will always be a legend. I agree that the book is so much better than the movie itself. It is very impossible to fit a 500-page book into a 2 hour movie having every single scene, although they did a good job trying to show all of the important events that had happened. But isn’t it weird that the guy who played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter is the same guy playing Edward Cullen in Twilight? Just a coincidence maybe. But wouldn’t you agree that he did a pretty good job playing BOTH roles?
    EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT A GIRL. If he was, which he isn’t, not a single girl would dream about him. Edward illustrates the perfect guy every girl keeps dreaming of. Out of curiosity, I don’t get why these boys agreeing to you that he’s a girl hate him so much. I mean, they most likely hate Orlando Bloom, Brad Pitt, The Jonas Brothers, Zac Efron, and Daniel Radcliffe too. These boys are just gorgeous for you to hate them. Do I smell jealousy or something? hmmm…
    In conclusion, EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT A GIRL. I’m a big Twilight fan and I support TEAM EDWARD. I’m just voicing my opinion and that’s all. So I’m going to end this essay now because I think I’ve proved my point. Over, and I’m out.
    =D

  25. haley west

    Wow, twilight was an AMAZING book, and edward isnt a girl! Tho i do think that his hair was way to big to fit on his head…
    jacob was decent too, no where near as cool as edward, but still awesomerific!
    WOO, GO TWILIGHT!

  26. Victoria

    hey mr lil mmmmm hmmm o’l girl becks just as hip as ever… i can teach yall to jazz…. i loves my jazz!

  27. Kaanan

    Woooowwwwwwwwwww..thats pretty sad how many girls like this guy who’s supposed to be a ” vampire” in a movie….if i found out Edward is a vampire id whip the guy and run. =]

  28. You know Chris how some people like complete workship an idol like Harry Potter or Selena Gomez or somebody. Well Edward Cullen is just like an idol who people think are hot!!

    P.S. Jessica A. i take the name Mini M&M because i don’t want to be bald like Mini Me!!

  29. Mr. Little

    You’re all just plain crazy.

    And no, Twilight wasn’t all that bad… I just love messing with everyone :)

  30. Michelle (u know which one) LOL!!

    He is not weird is is totally awsome and terrific and sweet and hansome and smart and fast and cool and nice and funny and caring and I love him!!! I also love Jacob, but GO TEAM EDWARD!!!!

  31. Edward is wierd looking and looks all shadowy and stuff. Don’t no why yall spending so much time on the subject really its just some dumb movie girls that have no life obbsess about. GO SPARTANS!!!!!!!

    P.S: Go Jenna for that amazing finish!!!
    P.S.S: Ohh and don’t for get about Ava’s awsome shots
    *CLAPS* :)

  32. i agree that Edward is weird in the movie but i can’t anything about the book because i haven’t read the book, Although my aunts who think that reading them will help me is going to get me the whole set for Christmas.

    P.S. Jessica A. did you read my other comment yet??

  33. putrisha

    d00d, my brother is obbcessed with harry potter and the hlaf blood prince. AND HE HASN’T EVEN SEEN IT YET!! but yesh, we all know you are obcessed with the one, the only edward cullen. btw, did you know that there is a cullen, ahhha coool!

  34. Edward Fan!!!!!

    TEAM EDWARD!!!!!!!! I would first like to say that cause well Edward Rocks!! And if you don’t agree well u probaly haven’t read the books or u just don’t like him!!
    And thats fine theres nothing wrong with that,
    But you don’t have to b mean to people who do like him and Twilight and who r obsessed like myself!! And I do have a life you don’t have to b rude and say I don’t just bcause I am obsessed about Twilight and Edward!! I’m shure there are many people who r obsessed with the Jonas Brothers as am I and if some1 told u that u have no life cause ur obsessed with them u would get mad to and I also whould b very mad to cause I love the Jonas Brothers!! U don’t have to b rude just bcause people get obsessed with a person or a character!!! Have a nice day and winter break!!!!!!

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